Harley Quinn #53

Hello. This is Harley Quinn. Today, I'm going to be announcing three exciting new products coming from DC. A new way to disrupt super-villains without getting your hands dirty, a hilarious comic about a super-cute clown girl who everyone is in love with, and a story about an angry industrialist whose portfolio value is through the roof. Three products. Disrupting super-villainy, a super cute clown girl, and an angry industrialist. Are you getting it? Is this making sense. ! I'm talking about the new issue of my comic! It's all in there. Hello? Is this thing on? Does anyone even read these things....?

Characters: Amygdala, Bud, Gunbunny, Harley Quinn, Lou, Mayfly, Rose Wilson