MAD #499

We don't know who wants to watch Watchmen. But hopefully it's the same people who want to read our full-length spoof and our outtakes of the new movie! If you're not feeling that heroic, don't worry – the newest issue also has articles on President Obama, the collapsing banks and the stupidity of pro athletes! All this, plus Spy vs. Spy, What the Heck is the Difference?, The Darker Side of the Lighter Side, the MAD Strip Club, the Fold-In and much more!

Characters: Alfred E. Neuman, Barack Obama, Batman, Black Spy, Bono, Bubastis, Comedian, Cookie Monster, David Letterman, Dick Grayson, Doctor Manhattan, George W. Bush, Hillary Clinton, Hulk, Jenkins (MAD), John Madden, Lighter Side Doctor, Melvin (MAD), Nite Owl (Dreiberg), Ozymandias, Paul Shaffer, Plastic Man, Ralph Nader, Roger Kaputnik, Rorschach (Kovacs), Silk Spectre, Spider-Man, White Spy