Secret Wars Too #1

THE BEYONDERS TRY THEIR (SCARY, EXTRA-DIMENSIONAL) HAND AT MARKETING: We are Beyond. Dreamers. Destroyers. All of reality our whim. And frankly... we get bored. These tales from across the multifarious domains of Battleworld - not of heroism or consequence, but of humor - provide a brief respite from millennia of omnipotence. We cannot be comprehended by the miniscule human mind. Turn your attention to this book instead of trying. You are welcome.

Characters: Arishem the Judge, Aunt May, Beast, Black Panther, Bullseye, Bushmaster, Cyclops, Danielle Cage, Daredevil, Deadpool, Death (Marvel), Demolition Man, Devil Dinosaur, Doctor Doom, Doctor Octopus, Doctor Strange, Dormammu, Dum Dum Dugan, Elektra, Eson the Searcher, Eternity, Foggy Nelson, Franklin Richards, Gabriel Jones, Galactus, Howard the Duck, Hulk, Invisible Woman, Jarvis, Jean Grey, Jessica Jones, Kate Bishop, King Cobra, Living Tribunal, Loki, Lucky, Luke Cage, MODOK, Miss America (Chavez), Mister Fantastic, Namor, Nick Fury, Princess Fen, Professor X, Puff Adder, Rage, She-Hulk, Spider-Man, Spider-Man (Miles Morales), Squirrel Girl, Storm, Superman, Tha-Korr, Thanos, Thing, Thor (Marvel), Uatu, Uncle Ben, Vision, Wolverine