Spider-Man: Back In Quack #1

Presenting two of Marvel's finest: Spider-Man and...Cynical Duck (TM)? Yes, Howard the Duck's brain has been thoroughly scrubbed, his hard-edged humor carefully dulled down for maximum demographic acceptance. It's up to Peter Parker to set the duck straight -- but does the world prefer Howard this way? Guest-starring the villainy of SOOPhI, the utter cluelessness of Mayor J. Jonah Jameson, and the unnerving eroticism of "Swizzle," SOOPhI's whip-wielding corporate spokeswoman. Plus: a tiny-size Man-Thing backup.

Characters: Beverly Switzler, Howard the Duck, J. Jonah Jameson, Man-Thing, Spider-Man